Thursday, December 30, 2004

Lunch-Related Tumescence

The title means exactly what the words say: NAKED Lunch—a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.
William S. Burroughs (1914 - 1997), writer

Mustard, relish, exposed breasts and a soda, please. According to an Associated Press report, Two Long Island women who sold hot dogs and sodas from a truck were arrested on charges that their menu also featured sexual acts in exchange for money.

One of the two women vendors offered to expose her breasts to an undercover officer who was buying a hot dog and the other offered him oral sex in exchange for money. Wasn’t there some episode of Donald Trump’s show when one of the apprentices did something that was considered unbecoming while selling hot dogs? The Misanthrope doesn’t know for sure, we believe we heard something about that when walking pass the television.

The two entrepreneurs were charged with prostitution and were released on desk appearance tickets. They are scheduled to return to court on Jan. 10.

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