StarWars.com may be sharing the "crawl" for Episode VI, but without the vital commentary that you, the loyal readers of Toner Mishap, expect and deserve from your content providers. I am therefore taking this opportunity to point out an interesting fact about these crawls: in every other episode of the Star Wars franchise, the word "galaxy" is featured (check my veracity by viewing all the crawls here):
Episode IVFor some background on where the crawl originates, check out StarWars.com.
"...restore freedom to the galaxy..."
Episode V
"...across the galaxy..."
Episode VI
"...restore freedom to the galaxy..." (yes, the same exact phrase as in IV)
Episode I
"...the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy..."
Episode II
""...to maintain peace and order in the galaxy..."
Episode III
No galaxy!
And as a special treat for you Star Wars fans, I am again offering Blink 182's "A New Hope" for download. (And there's more where that came from.)
1 comment:
It should be:
Episode I: A piece of crap stinking up the galaxy.
Episode II: A piece of crap stinking up the galaxy with highlights of bad acting by Hayden (I couldn't get an Oscar in the galaxy) Christensen.
Episode III: Probably going to be a darker piece of crap floating the galaxys toilet bowl.
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